Blinking Twelve
Mostly quotations. Curated by Semi since back when my VCR (yes) was blinking twelve.
Thursday, March 28, 2024
Toni Morrison in keynote 1981
Tuesday, March 26, 2024
Marie Kondo, The Life Changing Magic of Tidying Up
General James Mattis, Former United States Secretary of Defense
Friday, March 22, 2024
John Mulaney on Netflix Is a Joke
Friday, January 19, 2024
John O’Hara, Letter to The New Yorker editor Harold Ross - 1939
Sunday, January 14, 2024
T. S. Eliot, "Little Gidding", The Four Quartets
Thursday, January 11, 2024
Warren Buffet quoting his friend Tom, a Book of Mentors
Wednesday, January 10, 2024
Saturday, December 16, 2023
Raymond Chandler, “Requiem”
There is a moment after death, yet hardly a moment,
When the bright clothes hang in the scented closet
And the lost dream fades and slowly fades,
When the silver bottles and the glass and the empty mirror,
And three long hairs in a brush and a folded kerchief,
And the fresh made bed and the fresh, plump pillows
On which no head will lie,
Are all that is left of the long, wild dream.
Tuesday, December 12, 2023
Sean Thomas Dougherty, "Why Bother"
Monday, November 27, 2023
Victor Hugo, Les Miserables
Monday, November 13, 2023
Margalo's pitches for senior quote
I want to thank my chiropractor for always having my back.
I want to thank my nail tech for always holding my hand.
I want to thank my massage therapist for always making me feel kneaded.
Sunday, November 12, 2023
Tenor saxophonist Al Cohn [via Brian Chellas]
Attributed to Henry Thoreau in Elmore Leonard, Cat Chaser [via Brian Chellas]
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
Lady Astor and Winston Churchill
LADY ASTOR: If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.
WINSTON CHURCHILL: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.
From Wilder, You All Spoken Here [via Brian Chellas]
If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
If a bird had his brains he'd fly backwards.
He's so ugly no fly'd ever land on him.
Looks like he's been chewin' tobacco and spittin' in the wind.
When he was a baby he was so ugly they fed him with a slingshot.
She's so fat that if she had to haul ass she'd have to make two trips.
[As tearful as] a child that's lost his chewing gum on a henhouse floor.
Nathaniel Hawthorne, House of Seven Gables [via Brian Chellas]
Ecclesiastes, 12:12 [via Brian Chellas]
. . . be admonished: of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh.
Burma Shave ad [via Brian Chellas]
She kissed the hairbrush / by mistake. / She thought it was / her husband Jake.
de Palfrey, in John le Carre, The Russia House [via Brian Chellas]
Just the usual triumph of the fattest, disguised as a rational deduction.
Sherlock Holmes, in Arthur Conan Doyle, “The Copper Beeches” [via Brian Chellas]
Crime is common. Logic is rare.
Saint Augustine, Confessions, book 4, chapter 6 [via Brian Chellas]
I was at the same time thoroughly tired of living and extremely frightened of dying.
Monday, November 06, 2023
Werner Herzog, Every Man for Himself and God Against All
Friday, November 03, 2023
Friday, October 20, 2023
F Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil
Louise Gluck, “A Slip of Paper”
To get born, your body makes a pact with death,
and from that moment, all it tries to do is cheat—
You get into bed alone. Maybe you sleep, maybe you never wake up.
But for a long time you hear every sound.
It's a night like any summer night; the dark never comes.
Louise Gluck, “A Slip of Paper”
No one taught me how to care for my body.
You grow up watched by your mother or grandmother.
Once you're free of them, your wife takes over, but she's nervous,
she doesn't go too far. So this body I have,
that the doctor blames me for—it's always been supervised by women,
and let me tell you, they left a lot out.
Thursday, October 19, 2023
Seamus Heaney, The Cure at Troy (after Sophocles)
[…]
History says, don't hope
On this side of the grave
But then, once in a lifetime
The longed-for tidal wave
Of justice can rise up,
And hope and history rhyme.
So hope for a great sea-change
On the far side of revenge.
Believe that further shore
Is reachable from here.
Believe in miracle
And cures and healing wells.
Call miracle self-healing:
The utter, self-revealing
Double-take of feeling.
If there's fire on the mountain
Or lightning and storm
And a god speaks from the sky
That means someone is hearing
The outcry and the birth-cry
Of new life at its term.
It means once in a lifetime
That justice can rise up
And hope and history rhyme.
WH Auden, September 1, 1939
I sit in one of the dives
On Fifty-second Street
Uncertain and afraid
As the clever hopes expire
Of a low dishonest decade:
Waves of anger and fear
Circulate over the bright
And darkened lands of the earth,
Obsessing our private lives;
The unmentionable odour of death
Offends the September night.
Accurate scholarship can
Unearth the whole offence
From Luther until now
That has driven a culture mad,
Find what occurred at Linz,
What huge imago made
A psychopathic god:
I and the public know
What all schoolchildren learn,
Those to whom evil is done
Do evil in return.
Monday, October 16, 2023
Tuesday, October 10, 2023
Reverend Lovejoy to Ned Flanders in The Simpsons (S8, E8, written by Steve Young)
Sunday, September 24, 2023
Erykah Badu in conversation with Austin Kleon
Friday, September 01, 2023
Victor Hugo, Les Miserables
Victor Hugo, Les Miserables
Sunday, August 20, 2023
Elena Ferrante, Those Who Leave and Those Who Stay
Sunday, July 23, 2023
Eleanor Roosevelt
Sunday, June 25, 2023
Victor Huge, Les Misérables
Wednesday, May 17, 2023
Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Friday, April 07, 2023
E.B. White, letter to Miss R., 1973
E.B. White, letter to Miss R., 1973
Thursday, April 06, 2023
Monday, April 03, 2023
Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Friday, February 24, 2023
Thursday, February 23, 2023
Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Wednesday, February 01, 2023
George Orwell, Politics and the English Language - six rules for writers
iii. If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
iv. Never use the passive where you can use the active.
v. Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
vi. Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.